Privacy Policy
A legal disclaimer
ATC2 Merch is a satirical apparel store.
All products, designs, slogans, and content are meant for entertainment and parody. We are not affiliated with the FAA, NATCA, any government agency, or any facility.
Names, phrases, and references used are either public, fictional, or protected under fair use laws for satire, commentary, and parody.
If you’re offended, take a lap. If you’re a lawyer, relax — it’s a joke.
If you’re both, that’s a tough combo.
Privacy Policy - the basics
What We Collect
When you place an order, we collect:
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Name (fake or real, we don’t judge)
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Shipping address
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Email address
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Payment info (processed securely — we never see your full card number)
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Browser/IP data (because the internet be like that)
What We Do With It
We use your info to:
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Ship your glorious merchandise
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Send you order updates
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Maybe drop a discount code if we’re feeling generous
What We Don’t Do
We don’t sell your data. We’re controllers, not creeps.
We also don’t track your every move — unless you’re on final with no clearance, then yes.
🍪 Cookies
Yes, this site uses cookies. Not the good kind — the digital ones that help us remember your cart and keep things working. You can disable them, but then the site might act like an unstaffed sector.
If you give us your email, we’ll only send what’s necessary. No spam. No weird crypto offers. Just order info and maybe a meme or two if you opt-in.
👶 Children’s Privacy
If you’re under 13, this site isn’t for you. Please go play Minecraft or something.