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Terms & Conditions

Effective Date: July 2025

Welcome to ATC2 Merch. By using this site or buying anything from us you agree to the following terms. If that sounds too intense maybe just buy socks instead.
 

1. General

ATC2 Merch is an independent online store selling made-to-order apparel and accessories. We're not affiliated with the FAA NATCA or any agency that files official memos about morale.
 

2. Orders

  • Everything is made to order

  • Once you hit “Buy” your order is locked in

  • We reserve the right to cancel any order for any reason including but not limited to being weird
     

3. Shipping

  • Fulfillment takes about 3 to 5 business days

  • We ship only within the United States

  • Standard shipping is free

  • We are not responsible for delays lost packages or incorrectly entered addresses

Full details are in our Shipping Policy
 

4. No Returns or Refunds

All sales are final
We do not accept returns or offer refunds for any reason including wrong size wrong address or buyer’s remorse

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted we’ll do our best to work with the manufacturer to fix it but there are no guarantees
Let us know within 7 days of delivery and include a photo so we can try
 

5. Intellectual Property

All designs logos and content are owned by ATC2 Merch
Don’t steal them
Seriously we will find out and put your name on the next shirt
 

6. Acceptable Use

You agree not to:

  • Use this site to break any laws

  • Copy or scrape our content

  • Pretend you're us

  • Try to build a knockoff version of the store (you’d fail anyway)
     

7. No Promises

We don’t promise this merch will improve morale impress your sup or fix staffing
It won’t
It’s just a shirt
 

8. Changes to Terms

These terms might change
If they do we’ll update the page
You can check it if you really want
 

9. Contact

Questions? Complaints? Vague praise?
Email us at atc2@execs.com

🛑 Disclaimer: This Is Satire. Calm Down.

ATC2 Merch is an independent apparel and accessories brand created by and for members of the aviation and air traffic control community. All content, designs, slogans and references are intended for humorous, satirical and expressive purposes only.

We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by:

  • The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)

  • NATCA or any labor organization

  • Any government agency, employer or facility

Names, quotes and terms used on this site are either fictitious, exaggerated or public-facing elements used under fair use protections for parody and commentary.

If you’re reading this as a lawyer, relax — it’s a joke. If you're reading this as a controller, you already knew that.

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