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6-day work week. Quick turned. Sup just denied your leave. We got you covered. You’re running on fumes, caffeine, and spite. Your leave got denied “due to staffing” even though Chad’s been off for three days straight. You just quick-turned into a shift you didn’t bid and the sup just held you over again. Welcome to your reward. Shirts, keyrings, and chaos made for the ones who actually keep the airplanes moving. Check back often we drop new gear when we get a break (so… never). “Hey Sup, coming up on two here…”
6-day work week. Quick turned. Sup just denied your leave. We got you covered. You’re running on fumes, caffeine, and spite. Your leave got denied “due to staffing” even though Chad’s been off for three days straight. You just quick-turned into a shift you didn’t bid and the sup just held you over again. Welcome to your reward. Shirts, keyrings, and chaos made for the ones who actually keep the airplanes moving. Check back often we drop new gear when we get a break (so… never). “Hey Sup, coming up on two here…” …

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